R.I.P Rabbit 1

Today is a very sad day for all on 238 Sqn. That reminder of a bygone era, Rabbit 1, has shuffled off her mortal coil. As yet the cause of her demise is still unknown. The possibilities are either natural causes, suicide or murder. She was last seen being escorted to the far end of the airfield by two suspicious looking men (?), one with a Liverpool accent and the other person's face was obscurred by a bush, neither was wearing a high-vis. As yet police haven't ruled anything out and are still continuing their enquiries.

Have they been slabbed yet?

Anyway, I heard that R1 was coming back from the dead like Jesus Christ's resurrection?

Will we then have to recognise this miracle and submit to R1 as the Lord O'Mighty? Will this not change the team dynamics; pushing Winston down the food-chain?

It will be the first fucking miracle to hit this place if it does happen.

"and deliver Rabbit 1 to 238 Line to mock and to scourge and to crucify. And the third day He will rise again."